Salty Momma

I’m sitting here with a drink in my hand, trying to type. Do you know how long it has been since I had a REASON to use a typewriter?

Let’s just say I’m rusty, so excuse the mistakes and booze stains on the buttons.

Alright, I’ve left my first mark on the world wide web. Let the throngs of evil spam monsters and other luncheon meat creatures begin the siege of my quite home.

Hello. I’m starting my blog. I know, it is SHOCKING! I’m not the most tech-savvy gal around, but I get by.